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· Feb 6, 2026
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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Over 300 "journalists" were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet that loses in excess of $10...
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· Feb 6, 2026
New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
U.S. - Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage of police arresting protesters ...
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· 45
To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
Sports · Feb 5, 2026
· 40
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Theology · Feb 5, 2026
· 35
Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
Politics · Feb 5, 2026
· 55
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 80
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
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· Feb 3, 2026
· 86
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
World
· Feb 5, 2026
· 44
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...
Politics
· Feb 4, 2026
· 58
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
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· Feb 2, 2026
· 58
Roomful Of Pedophiles Protests ICE Deporting Pedophiles
LOS ANGELES, CA - A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of pedophiles.
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 175
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 53
Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease
On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".
Entertainment
· Feb 4, 2026
· 41
Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE
REDMOND, WA - Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight for ...
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· Feb 5, 2026
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The Buzz #036: War Never Changes
Kyle and the gang buzz about their favorite wars, the Grammys, and Peter Dinklage's short poem.
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· Feb 2, 2026
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· Jan 30, 2026
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· Jan 29, 2026
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