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Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds - Article image
Family · Dec 5, 2025 · 30
Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds

READING, PA - According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby store for the perfect present that her chi...

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Life · Dec 5, 2025 · 25
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Business · Dec 5, 2025 · 27
Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement

BORDENTOWN, NJ - According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully negotiated his vehicle maintenan...
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Crime · Dec 4, 2025 · 57
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WOODBRIDGE, VA - Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded after being arrested under suspici...

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Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement - Article image
Business · Dec 5, 2025 · 27
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