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· Jun 25, 2026
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Caitlin Clark Returns To The Court In New Uniform
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.
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· Jun 25, 2026
· 33
Video Review Confirms Soccer Player A Little Wuss
ARLINGTON, TX - After video review, a soccer player has been confirmed to be a total wuss.
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· Jun 24, 2026
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· Jun 22, 2026
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Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America
The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer, but in the innocent, wide-eyed discoveries of ...
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· Jun 24, 2026
· 70
Al-Qaeda Wins New York Primary
NEW YORK, NY - Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two jetliners into the Twin Towers, killing thousands of people, Al-Qaeda clinched Tuesday's...
Life
· Jun 23, 2026
· 56
'What A Good Little Kitty You Are,' Owner Says To Cat Who Is Currently Plotting Her Violent Death
TULSA, OK - Local cat owner Melissa Darst bent down this morning to pat and praise her kitty, Bella, briefly interrupting Bella's plotting of her owne...
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· Jun 23, 2026
· 63
'Supergirl' To Show That Girls Can Be Just As Good As Boys At Everything Except Box Office
U.S. - When Supergirl releases in theaters on June 26, executives from Warner Bros. Pictures expressed confidence that the film would show the world t...
World
· Jun 22, 2026
· 61
Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns
LONDON - In a stunning fall from power, one of the world's foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 23, 2026
· 70
Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
U.S. - Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will now ask about a potential car wash, rewards membership, fuel additives, and the airsp...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 64
How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
Sunday is the best day of the week. The coffee tastes a little bit better when enjoyed with the people of the Lord. How was church for you yesterday? ...
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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