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FONTANA, CA - A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would totally be best friends if they ever had the...
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· Aug 5, 2026
· 48
New Progressive Bible Features Perforated Pages For Easy Removal Of Parts You Don’t Like
U.S. - Christians with strong liberal leanings were abuzz with excitement this week, as a publisher introduced a new Progressive Bible that features p...
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· Aug 3, 2026
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WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
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· Aug 4, 2026
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Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to shop at government-run grocery stores, stating all t...
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· Aug 3, 2026
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James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses
You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in ...
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 90
Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
U.S. - Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.
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· Aug 4, 2026
· 60
Trump Warns Iran This Is Their Fourth-To-Last Chance At Peace
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The stakes in the war with Iran reached new heights this morning, as President Donald Trump warned the Iranians that this was their...
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 49
Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced shortly before Monday a...
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· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Aug 4, 2026
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RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show with a reminder for viewers at home t...
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