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Politics
· Oct 1, 2026
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4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory in the midterms by offi...
Church
· Oct 1, 2026
· 28
Sunday School Kid Had Different Expectations For Sword Drills
ABILENE, TX - Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than ...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 60
Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 43
FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
Entertainment
· Sep 28, 2026
· 88
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
World
· Sep 29, 2026
· 70
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
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Science
· Sep 28, 2026
· 66
9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah's Ark
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 43
8 Educational Kids Show Ideas
Children's educational television is traditionally stale and only entertaining to kids who haven't yet been introduced to Batman: The Animated Series....
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 70
Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate 'No Hijacking' Sign
TEL AVIV - Disaster nearly struck FlyDubai Flight FZ1073 this morning after the pilot forgot to illuminate the "No Hijacking" sign.
Life
· Sep 29, 2026
· 71
Kristi Noem Files For Divorce, Expected To Get Half Of Husband's Bras
CASTLEWOOD, SD - Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to receive half of her husband's bras ...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 30
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 206
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 83
Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 60
Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
It's Stardate 43742.5 and it is also a Monday, which means it's time to ask the question: How was church yesterday?
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