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· Dec 21, 2025
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Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa
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· Dec 22, 2025
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Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top
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· Dec 19, 2025
· 91
Tucker Carlson Interrupts Speech For Evening Prayer To Mecca
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· Dec 19, 2025
· 81
7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
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· Dec 20, 2025
· 74
Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change
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· Dec 21, 2025
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Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot
SANTA FE, NM - After honking and swearing at a slow-moving car this morning, Marcus Nabors watched in horror as the car slowly turned its way into the...
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· Dec 18, 2025
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· Dec 16, 2025
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time
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· Dec 17, 2025
· 73
9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From 'Home Alone'
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· Dec 18, 2025
· 105
To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support...
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· Dec 19, 2025
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· Dec 18, 2025
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· Dec 11, 2025
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· Dec 11, 2025
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· 85
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· 144
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· 31
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· 84
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