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· Jun 17, 2026
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Babylon Bee Guide: The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its own special twist on how to engage elemen...
World
· Jun 17, 2026
· 20
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
WORLD - Citizens across the globe breathed a collective sigh of relief after learning that the government of Iran has promised to be good from here on...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 66
Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?
Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. T...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 51
Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
U.S. - According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transf...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 41
9 Upcoming Fights In The White House Octagon
The UFC Freedom 250 event to celebrate President Donald Trump's birthday (and also for America's 250th birthday, kind of) was a massive success. That ...
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· Jun 16, 2026
· 53
MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
U.S. - In an effort to better reflect the league's values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially rebranded from "MLB" to "MLBTQ+".
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 72
Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
U.S. - In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 54
UFC Fight Ends Abruptly As Trump Brokers Peace Deal Between The Fighters
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The highly anticipated UFC Freedom 250 event held on the White House lawn was abruptly cut short Sunday evening after President Tru...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 93
Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup
MOBILE, AL - Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 56
How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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· May 19, 2026
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