California Teen Flunks Driver's License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign - Article image
Life · Sep 7, 2026 · 12
California Teen Flunks Driver's License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign
SACRAMENTO, CA - A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour stop at a stop sign,...
Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts - Article image
U.S. · Sep 5, 2026 · 78
Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts
WASHINGTON, D.C. - American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United S...
Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance - Article image
Politics · Sep 4, 2026 · 69
Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance
NEW YORK, NY - New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly seen standing in front of his bathroom mirror practicing his "sad face" in preparatio...
Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad
Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad - Featured article image
U.S. · Sep 7, 2026 · 18
U.S. - Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, pro...
Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over - Article image
Scripture · Sep 4, 2026 · 67
Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over
JUDEA - In adherence to the teachings of Jesus, Simon, who is called Peter, was committed to forgiving the neighbor who wronged him up to "seventy tim...