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11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church - Article image
Church · Jan 20, 2026 · 49
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church

Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...

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Politics · Jan 20, 2026 · 47
Whoops: Trump Reveals He's Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. - While appearing at a White House press briefing on Tuesday, President Donald Trump revealed that he had been mistaken and was actua...

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U.S. · Jan 21, 2026 · 22
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning that he would begin by con...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to le...

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Politics · Jan 21, 2026 · 41
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will m...

Politics · Jan 21, 2026 · 41
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful that mass deportations will m...
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U.S. · Jan 21, 2026 · 22
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning that he would begin by con...

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Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 78
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ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...
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Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous...
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