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· Feb 23, 2026
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Olympic Curlers Give Final Salute As They Are Lowered Into Carbon-Freezing Chamber Until Next Winter Games
MILANO - As the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics came to a close, athletes from various nations participated in the traditional send-offs for their respec...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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U.S. · Feb 20, 2026
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Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews
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· Feb 22, 2026
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 69
Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
Politics
· Feb 23, 2026
· 35
Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer to a free third term.
Christian Living
· Feb 23, 2026
· 37
Episcopalian Once Again Gives Up Reading Bible For Lent
CAMBRIDGE, MA - Local Episcopalian Myrtle Smith has once again elected to undergo an enormous sacrifice by giving up reading her Bible again this Lent...
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· Feb 20, 2026
· 85
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,0...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
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· Feb 19, 2026
· 118
In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in recorded history that a socialist has ever...
World
· Feb 19, 2026
· 76
Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls
LONDON - In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former ...
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· Feb 19, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #038: This Country Is Going To The Dogs
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· Feb 13, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #037: The Super Bowl Halftime Show Wasn’t That Bad
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· Feb 12, 2026
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New Video - How To Avoid Getting Shot By ICE
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· Feb 9, 2026
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