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After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target - Article image
U.S. · Jan 20, 2026 · 11
After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - After seeing reports of an anti-ICE protest at a Minnesota Target, local wife Beth Harris announced she would also stand up for the...

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U.S. · Jan 20, 2026 · 32
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U.S. - To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company's customer base, Subaru announced that all models will ...

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Church · Jan 20, 2026 · 17
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Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...
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Politics · Jan 20, 2026 · 27

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to le...

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U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 58
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Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
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Church · Jan 20, 2026 · 17
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Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...

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Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 72
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ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...
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Crime · Jan 19, 2026 · 65
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Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous...
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Christian Living · Jan 17, 2026 · 87
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U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 86
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SAINT PAUL, MN - An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent left-wing protest ringleader Don Le...

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota a...
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