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· Sep 2, 2026
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God Decides To Flood Earth Again After KFC Releases Oreo Chicken Sandwich
HEAVEN - Heavenly sources report that the Lord has decided it is once again time to wipe out most of humanity after Kentucky Fried Chicken released th...
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· Sep 2, 2026
· 43
Toddler Puts Self Up For Adoption After Seeing Mom Scrolling Lindsay Clancy TikTok
DANBURY, CT - According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing his mother scrolling through Lindsay Clancy ...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole understands that the sudden drop in ...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 58
Lindsay Clancy Surges To Commanding Lead As 2028 Democrat Front-Runner
U.S. - New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race to become the 2028 Democratic presi...
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· Sep 1, 2026
· 65
Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism
HELL - The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if he had gone too far when he orchestrated the mo...
Education
· Sep 1, 2026
· 74
Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
MEDINA, OH - In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President Trump renamed ever...
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· Aug 31, 2026
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Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay
PLYMOUTH, MA - After seventeen hours of deliberations over the span of three days, a jury was still struggling to decide whether murder is wrong.
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· Aug 31, 2026
· 83
Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation f...
Crime
· Aug 31, 2026
· 70
Chicago Mayor Touts Increased Diversity Of City’s Shooting Victims
CHICAGO, IL - In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shootin...
Sports
· Aug 31, 2026
· 69
Too Far? Trump Renames Hockey 'Gay Ice Football'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle with Canada too far after he signe...
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