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David French Praises Satan As 'Most Christian Person In History' - Article image
Christian Living · Mar 9, 2026 · 43
David French Praises Satan As 'Most Christian Person In History'

CHICAGO, IL - Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling the great red dragon the most C...

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World · Mar 10, 2026 · 23

TEHRAN - Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian regime issued a statement warning ...

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If you missed celebrating International Women's Day yesterday, it's not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety of meaningful ways.
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