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Satan Declares Victory After Death Of Jesus

The Babylon Bee · Apr 18, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Mission accomplished: the Prince of Darkness, Satan, is holding a press conference where he has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back. What could possibly go wrong?

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