It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom.
Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the exciting design for the new addition:
Definitely both tasteful and timeless. What else do you think should be added to the design? Post your ideas in the comments.
Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
