It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom.
Administration insiders provided the following mock-up showcasing the exciting design for the new addition:
Definitely both tasteful and timeless. What else do you think should be added to the design? Post your ideas in the comments.
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
