Californians Move to Texas Episode 2: The Cookout

The Babylon Bee · Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?

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