8 Arguments To INSTANTLY DESTROY A Libertarian

The Babylon Bee · Jan 3, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Want to totally own your libertarian friends? Trick question - libertarians don't have any friends. But regardless, here are eight arguments to COMPLETELY LEVEL the next libertarian you encounter in the wild.

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