10 Ways to Survive a Kamala Harris Presidency

The Babylon Bee · Oct 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Will Kamala Harris be the president? You'd better start getting ready with these handy survival tips.

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10 Ways to Survive a Kamala Harris Presidency

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