SAN BRUNO, CA - According to sources, YouTube inexplicably removed 138,000 dislikes from Biden videos on its platform somewhere around 3 a.m. this morning.
"There is a perfectly natural explanation for this, and that is that 138,000 people must have had a change of heart and decided they now like Joe Biden. Wow!" said YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki. "There is nothing weird about this at all!"
YouTube has also announced they will be removing dislikes from videos altogether in order to combat the insidious phenomenon of people disliking politicians.
"Disliking Joe Biden is a racist dog whistle, and we don't need that kind of toxic behavior on our platform," said Creator Liason Matt Koval. "No one should be able to see how many people dislike Joe Biden."
Democrats in congress applauded the move by YouTube, and are proposing legislation to make it illegal to dislike Biden in real life as well.
At the time of publication, Biden is now the least disliked president in YouTube's history.
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