Fam, you may have heard about this new thing people are calling "Artificial Intelligence." It's like having this all-knowing friend you can message at any moment, because they literally never sleep. You can ask anything, like, "Can you eat hot dogs frozen?" or "Where did I park my bicycle?" It's always there, waiting for you to talk to it. Sound familiar?
You may know artificial intelligence, but did you know there is someone else all-knowing who literally never sleeps? Someone else who you can ask anything and is always there for you?
Well, there is, and his name isn't Grok or Gemini. His name is Jesus.
What if instead of asking A.I. our questions, we instead brought them to Jesus? What if instead of putting prompts into ChatGPT, we waited on prompts from the Holy Spirit?
If the power goes out, you may not be able to access Grok, but you can always access Jesus. You don't even have to type your questions in! You can talk right to Him, just like you would talk to Alexa. But unlike Alexa, Jesus always understands what you're trying to say.
Let's start turning to a different all-wise, all-knowing friend -- one who never goes offline, one who never has to be re-programmed to stop being racist. Let's bring our questions to Jesus.
Also, if anyone knows where I parked my bike, please call the church office and ask for Chet.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
