Women Are Really Cool. Here Are Just 9 Reasons Why.
Life · Sep 26, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Women are super awesome and come with so many cool features. We at the Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and consulted with scientific experts to come up with just a few of the many reasons why women are totally great:

  1. They smell nice: Like fruit and spring meadows and something called lavender.

  2. They're soft: And very, very few of them have beards.

  3. They remind you it's your brother's birthday: Studies show this is the only way to remember.

  4. They sometimes wear dresses and it makes them look like a flower: Plus, just look at how pretty her eyes are.

  5. Sometimes you can hold hands with them: Every now and then, they might even agree to go to dinner with you.

  6. They laugh at your jokes and it makes you feel all good and stuff: Even if you're not the slightest bit funny.

  7. Their faces are super great to look at: Such a cool feature.

  8. They know where things are: Your socks and car keys would be lost forever without her.

  9. They aren't dudes: This is easily the best thing about women.

And those are just a few of the many, many reasons that women are really cool. Now go find a woman (preferably one who knows you) and tell her she's awesome.


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