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Woman Lovingly Quarantines Sick Husband

SUMMIT HEIGHTS, CO—When her husband, Luke, came down with the flu earlier this week, local woman Grace Detrude showed him Christlike love and compassion by immediately instituting a full quarantine to ensure no one else in the family got the illness.

"Ugh, I don't feel so good," he said after he got home from work Monday and attempted to hug his wife, who quickly sidestepped him and threw a sheet over his head. "What was that for?"

She informed him she loved him so much that she wasn't going to let his family suffer and so instructed him to go to the room and not come out until he was 100% better. The woman fed him through a slot she had installed in the door, sliding his meals of lovingly prepared soup and hot lemon ginger tea through regularly.

"I love you so much, babe. I hope you feel better!" she said sweetly as she hit him in the face with a Lysol blast when he came out to use the restroom the next morning. "And remember, don't touch anything!"

While the man felt somewhat isolated, he did admit he got to catch up on his favorite TV shows while he was under total medical quarantine.

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