Woman Gets Great Gifts For Valentine's Day, Does Not Post Them On Facebook
Internet · Feb 14, 2017 · BabylonBee.com

SACRAMENTO, CA - Numerous reports Wednesday indicated that local woman Margaret Reynolds' husband surprised her at work with a large, expensive set of gifts for Valentine's Day, yet she amazingly neglected to post a picture of the presents on Facebook or any other social media network.

Sources close to Reynolds confirmed that she received a "humongous" teddy bear, two dozen red roses, a box of luxury chocolates, and a jeweled bracelet from her spouse. After giving him a hug and thanking him for the display of his love and affection, the woman then reportedly returned to work at her desk, without ever taking a picture of the thoughtful gifts to share on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, or Twitter.

"Thanks so much, Will! I love you!" she allegedly said to her husband, never once reaching for her phone to stage pictures of the presents in order to show them off on the internet.

At publishing time, Reynolds' husband was repeatedly refreshing all of his social media apps.


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