HUNTERS RIDGE, MS — Local wife and mother of three Hannah Baxter was tired of constantly reminding her husband, Brad, to put his socks in the dirty clothes hamper. So, she got passive-aggressive and had "I did that!" stickers printed with his face on it.
Now, whenever Baxter sees her husband's dirty socks on the floor, which is, "like, all the time," she claims, she slaps one of the attractive, durable vinyl decals on the floor right next to the offending foot garment.
"This will show him," muttered Baxter as she slapped the 17th sticker on the floor Thursday morning while her husband was at work. She went around the house putting the stickers all over: in the kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and even the driveway, for some reason. Perhaps most infuriatingly, Baxter claims she had to sticker no fewer than 7 socks that were "right next to the laundry basket, like, seriously, he has to be doing this on purpose, BRAD."
At publishing time, the decals were no longer visible, as Brad had tossed more dirty socks on top of them.
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