WASHINGTON, D.C. - After statements made by the leader of the White House, the White House has been forced to clarify that statements by the leader of the White House don't necessarily represent the views of the White House.
"It's important to remember all statements made by the occupant of the White House should be ignored at all costs," said Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "They do in no way represent the official position of the President, the occupant of the White House, the United States, or the President of the United States who occupies the White House."
At publishing time, the White House walked back Karine Jean-Pierre's statement and clarified that statements from Karine Jean-Pierre don't necessarily reflect the views of the White House either.
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