LOS ANGELES, CA—At a rally in support of immigrant families separated by Trump administration enforcement policies, Representative Maxine Waters quoted former first lady Michelle Obama by declaring, “When they go low, we go high!” just before calling for ruthless mobs to harass members of the Trump administration in public.
“As Michelle Obama said, ‘When they go low, we go high!’ So let’s get out there and show the Republicans how we’re the party of moral leadership by mobbing them in public, jeering, and shouting down any chance of civil discourse!” Rep. Waters suggested circling them at any public place and forcing them out, calling her method of political disagreement “taking the high road.”
“Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!” she added thoughtfully.
Waters’ aides were forced to remove her from the rally once she got stuck in a loop incoherently shouting phrases about Putin, Trump, impeachment, and the resistance for a full hour, sources at the rally further confirmed at publishing time.
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