Hey Beeple! Editor-in-Chief guy Kyle here.
We've got a new book in our bestselling series coming out - The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, and we need YOUR help launching it!
That's right - you can join the LAUNCH TEAM for The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender. You'll get an early PDF copy and can join an exclusive Facebook group (yeah, yeah, Facebook, I know. Our publishers are a bunch of boomers - we'll post some of the interactive stuff here for subscribers too) where you'll get to interact with the authors and get some behind-the-scenes content into the making-of process.
So smack that button below and join our team! We can't pay you in cash, but you'll get paid extra treasure in heaven. Probably.
Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
