Want To Be One Of The New IRS Agents? Here Are The 17 Job Requirements
Politics · Aug 11, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

President Biden just solved the economy by creating thousands of IRS jobs! We know you've always dreamed of working for the IRS, but do you have what it takes?

Here are the job requirements in case you're interested:

  1. Must be a U.S. citizen
  2. Minimum education: Bachelor of Science degree in Accounting
  3. 5 years of Krav Maga martial arts experience
  4. Maintain a level of fitness necessary to perform a chokehold until a tax delinquent is subdued and/or dead
  5. Must derive pleasure from human suffering
  6. Comfortable with firing squad-style executions
  7. Unable to think for yourself
  8. Ability to use force lightning preferred but not required
  9. Cheered for Agent Smith in The Matrix
  10. Must hate children
  11. Proficiency in ignoring people who tell you to mind your own business
  12. Passionate about auditing Etsy moms selling crafts just trying to make ends meet
  13. Fluent in German, goose-stepping experience is a plus
  14. Comfortable with firing RPGs at the homes of conservative activists with tax "discrepancies"
  15. Previous waterboarding experience
  16. Pass a psychological exam to determine if you sympathize with the government while watching Jason Bourne movies
  17. Looking for the type that shoots first and does the math later

If you meet all these requirements, apply today and make all your dreams come true!

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