U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren't anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus so much that they want to help His followers meet Him as soon as possible.
"They love Jesus more than anyone else!" Carson said. "Certain groups — let's just call them Jews — don't want you to know the truth, but it's a fact that Muslims love Jesus. That's why Muslims work so hard to send Christians to Heaven to be with Him. That's a fact."
Carlson added, "What do you think all those suicide vests and knives are for? They don't just want to send Christians to Heaven, they want to do it quickly. Just ask yourself, has Donald Trump ever tried to be your best friend? Has Ben Shapiro? No, only Mohamed Achmed Farooq. By wanting to kill you."
Notable Christian personalities were quick to pounce on Carlson's statement, calling it ignorant at best and blasphemous at worst. "I don't know what he's talking about. Muslims hate Jesus," said Megan Basham, culture reporter for Daily Wire. "They deny His deity, the crucifixion, and the resurrection. It makes me wonder where Tucker got this idea. Maybe the Quran?"
Confused, Carlson hit back at his critics. "It's true that Muslims don't think Jesus died on the cross, and, by the way, that should be a good thing. They deny it because they never wanted Him dead to begin with, unlike the Jews. It's unfortunate that Christians don't love Jesus enough to retcon His death and resurrection. But Christians just don't love Jesus as much as Muslims do, which is the real tragedy."
At publishing time, Tucker Carlson had recommended that Christians engage in true worship of God by visiting their local mosque.
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