For the month of June, The Babylon Bee is changing its logo to rainbow colors. This will be to remind God that He promised Noah that He would never flood the entire planet again, as He really has to be considering that right about now.
I mean, if we had the power to just wipe everything out and start over, we’d probably be all over that. In the least, a flood would put out a lot of currently burning fires. Still, God, in His infinite mercy, said He would not flood us again and used a rainbow as a symbol of the covenant. And that’s why we’re going to display those colors. As a reminder to God and to us that at least we won’t all get flooded.
We hope other corporations will join as well and also change their logos to rainbows so we can all stand together and loudly proclaim, “Hey, don’t flood us!”
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