The world will end any minute. You need to pick up your guide to surviving every possible apocalypse scenario as soon as possible!
With the imminent threat of climate change, alien invasion, zombie attacks, dangerous MAGA terrorists, and countless other possible scenarios, the world could literally end before you finish reading this sentence. Oh, good - looks like it didn't. But that doesn't mean you're safe. In The Babylon Bee Guide to The Apocalypse, the writers of trusted fake news site The Babylon Bee teach you how to survive in every potential end-times situation, from the coming Communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. It's the only way to be prepared!
This book includes literally everything you need to prep for the apocalypse including the following:
Handy attack moves to fight off zombies, commies, and other brainless monsters
Easy bunker construction guides so you can get started building your own apocalypse safe-space today
Interior decorating tips that will wow any guests into your 50-story underground nuclear silo
Weapon assembly DIY guides on how to put together the very best tools for fighting off all kinds of post-apocalyptic horrors
Reports from the multiverse where we have a journalist on the ground telling you how the world ends in every possible universe
Attractive infographics and charts on every page that even YOU can understand
Helpful financial tips for what kind of currency and precious metals to hoard for the end of the world
Funny stick figures
While other books just tell you that we're doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only The Babylon Bee Guide to The Apocalypse gives you the tools you need to survive it.
Don't just take our word for it, read this glowing endorsement from noted apocalypse expert Kevin Sorbo:
Oh, and it would make a great Christmas gift.
THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH. BUY IT TODAY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
