Connecting with the older folk can be a challenge, especially when you have a hard time understanding what they're saying. But don't worry, if you put your mind to it, you can learn to communicate with even the lamest of old heads.
Here is a brief but helpful introductory guide to boomer phrases and what they mean:
Whippersnapper: A torture device that simultaneously whips and snaps its unsuspecting victims.
Xerox: An early street drug, similar to modern-day meth.
Knuckle sandwich: A sandwich, usually on rye bread, containing the meat cooked off the knuckles of your vanquished enemies.
Give me some skin: A phrase most often used by people who have suffered severe burns that require allogeneic skin grafts.
Cut the cheese: Slicing pasteurized, aged blocks of hardened milk into smaller pieces.
Floppy disk: A condition that results from getting your frisbee too wet.
Get gussied up: Simply what we now know as "max aurafarming."
Shindig: A particularly egregious foul in competitive soccer that targets your opponent's shin.
Catch some rays: Physically apprehending several men named Ray, who were obviously up to no good.
Working hard or hardly working?: An honest inquiry into the current effort you're putting into your occupation.
Cash: IRL Venmo card.
Bee's knees: It's what the kid would now say is "straight bussin', no cap."
The old college try: A sexual position.
Surf the web: An antiquated extreme sport in which people would use surfboards to slide down the intricate strands of webbing made by giant, man-eating spiders.
Wet blanket: Someone in possession of little to no rizz.
By studying the list above, you'll find it much easier to interact with the cheugy uncs in your life, bet.
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