We try to stay out of politics at The Babylon Bee, as your favorite unbiased Christian news source (but sometimes Ocasio-Cortez just makes it too easy).
But we can't hold it in any longer: in this stunning and brave editorial, our editorial board is now declaring that everyone in Washington must be removed from office.
It is clear that everyone in Washington has abused power, and it's time for them all to resign. They have obstructed justice, abused power, and just generally wasted everybody's time. As Christians, we must stand up and say "enough" when it's clear that Congress, the White House, and the courts have all been complicit in theft, the murder of the unborn, and the destruction of the Constitution.
Other publications have announced that Trump should be removed from office, but they are not as virtuous as we are, because they obviously don't care about the abuse of power that has been happening in Washington for decades. You might say this editorial is the ultimate virtue signal to end all virtue signals.
Impeach everybody. Here we stand. We can do no other. God help us.
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