U.S. - Christianity Today, on the forefront of an up-and-coming format called "print journalism," took a bold stance in an editorial today, suggesting that Trump is bad.
In a shocking editorial, the magazine* and website took the bold and unprecedented stance that Trump is not a good person and that he should be impeached and removed from office. "We as Christians must be willing to go against culture, so we are going to say exactly what the culture has been screaming for years: Trump is bad," the site's EIC wrote in a blistering editorial.
This controversial take angered the magazine's dozens of readers.
Christians everywhere ran for their fainting couches and then subsequently fainted, since that is what the couches are for. One woman in Texas was so upset by the idea that some Christians think that Trump is bad that she drove to the jewelry store and purchased some pearls, just so that she could clutch them.
"Well, I never," said Beverly Gertrude Ellis of Old Creek Township, Tennessee. "I never dreamed of the day I would hear such uncouth talk in polite society! Harumph!" Ellis told reporters she saves her "harumphs" for her times of greatest shock and disgust.
Many Christians were ready to rally around Trump to defend him from the Christian magazine, but then he tweeted something dumb about it. Luckily for him, the left will do something dumber in no time, and he'll win back their support.
*A magazine is like a printed-out website with news from a few months ago.