Survey: 100% Of People Participating In Women's March Were Not Aborted
Life · Jan 21, 2017 ·

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a survey conducted in the nation's capital Saturday, a full 100% of the people marching on the nation's capital for abortion rights as part of the Women's March were found to have not been aborted by their mothers when they were yet to be born.

The controversial study indicates that there may be a connection between participating in any kind of protest, and having a mother willing to carry you to term beforehand.

"There seems to be a very strong correlation between your biological mother choosing not to end your life in the womb, and your chances of showing up to a protest about something," a reporter present at the march said. "I've interviewed hundreds of people out here today, and it's astounding - not a single one of them was terminated when they were still in their mother's womb."

At publishing time, reports had discovered similar statistics at all other Women's March events from around the globe.


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