Theology
Shocking New Study Finds You Will Not Live Forever

U.S.—A shocking new study found that you will not live forever and that you will one day die and face your Creator.

The study confirmed that your life is like a breath or a fleeting shadow that is here one minute and gone the next. Whether you are rich, poor, or somewhere in between, the study showed that you are like the grass that withers with the rising of the sun. Experts even believe that you have a day appointed on which you will die and then face judgment.

"It seems that there is a strong correlation between living and one day dying," said Dr. Gary Hapstead, head researcher. "We have found that there is a 100% chance you will give an account of your life to God one day."

"And that day may be soon."

Implications of this study abound. Researchers recommend counting each day as a blessing from God and looking to Him for joy, peace, and comfort instead of searching for these things inside yourself or trying to fill the void in your soul with material things. They suggest living for eternal things that matter and distancing yourself from the things of this world, which are passing away.

Researchers also confirmed that you should repent of your sin and trust in Christ, who lived a perfect life on your behalf, died for the sins of mankind, and rose again in triumph and victory over death.

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