U.S. — What luck! Your doctor appointment just got a lot better after he left you a cool skeleton to play with while you're waiting for him.
Just look at this thing — it's got all 206 adult human bones. And the jaw disconnects, too! It's so beautiful…just check out the way that femur curves down and connects to the kneecap.
Doctors have it so good, man — they get to hang out and play with this cool stuff all the time. Like, look, you can even make the skeleton do little puppet show things if you hold up its hands.
"La la la la la, I'm Mister Bones!"
"Ha! Classic."
Wait…does that entire ribcage detach? Hahaha! That's so great. You can just kinda pop out each of the little sockets and then — Hang on, there are footsteps in the hall.
Oh, shoot, is that a nurse? Quick, quick, put it all back together. Oh, crap, she's got a shot, too! Hurry up!
UPDATE: The nurse had decided to kick you out into the waiting room after seeing the mess you made of the doctor's special skeleton.
Meet Chuck, a Nazi with an identity crisis.
