WORLD — As part of a historic visit to the Middle East, President Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman reportedly shared a romantic evening magic carpet ride for two.
In an effort to improve relations between America and Arabia, the crown prince asked President Trump to join him on a magic carpet ride built for two so that he could "show him the world."
"Do you trust me?" The crown prince allegedly said as he took Trump by the hand, guiding him onto an impossible flying carpet.
According to sources, Trump was initially taken aback, not by the mystical flying contraption (he has several back home) but by the crown prince's sudden resemblance to a poor thief he had met in the marketplace.
Trump did not regret placing his trust in the crown prince; however, as the two were whisked off on a magic carpet ride across the known world. "My eyes were opened as I was taken wonder by wonder, over, sideways, and under to see a whole new world from a fantastic, truly tremendous, just incredible point of view."
"It's a whole new world," he said.
At publishing time, Trump had asked the Prince to borrow the magic carpet for an upcoming trip to see his pal in Qatar.
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