First United Methodist in Covington is an egalitarian church which prides itself on treating men and women the same. You go, church!
But the congregation ran into a major snafu at a recent potluck: no one brought any sandwiches to the event, since neither the men or the women wanted to submit themselves to the task of making some tasty PB&Js or perhaps some BLTs.
Some people at the potluck said it was still a successful event, as attendees just sat in circles talking about stuff like equality, peace, and love the whole time while sipping on some orange juice—but man, not a sandwich in sight! They must’ve gotten hungry, right?
Welp, better luck next time, church! Here’s to hoping you figure out how to make future potlucks a little more filling!
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