RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison
Politics · Aug 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

The Democratic National Convention is set to wrap up tonight, but how does it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two:


RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

DNC: Free mandatory abortions


RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

DNC: Ditto


RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch


RNC: Free ammo for your guns

DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks


RNC: Hulk Hogan

DNC: Drag queens


RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone


RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills


RNC: All about Trump

DNC: Also all about Trump


Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!


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