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Republican Aides Hastily Scribble 'Trumpcare' Over 'Obamacare' On New GOP Health Bill

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Moments before the House of Representatives voted on a measure to repeal the Affordable Care Act and replace it with the American Health Care Act of 2017 Thursday, Republican aides were seen hastily scribbling out all references to “Obamacare” on the bill and related memos and replacing them with “Trumpcare.”

The team of aides reportedly utilized advanced techniques and instrumentation like red markers, black ink pens, and white-out to convert the bill to its newly approved form.

“This is a great, all-new bill,” President Trump said triumphantly moments after the bill passed. “So much better than that Obamacare. Obamacare is terrible. Sad.”

“I know this bill is better, because it’s called ‘Trumpcare,'” the President added.

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