PSA: Stop Using Anti-Calvinist Language

Christian Living · Dec 7, 2018 · BabylonBee.com

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Just a quick, friendly PSA from your friends at The Babylon Bee. You may think you're just using common, everyday phrases, but you're really triggering your Calvinist friends. Here are some helpful alternatives:

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