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PSA: Stop Using Anti-Calvinist Language
December 7th, 2018 - BabylonBee.com

Just a quick, friendly PSA from your friends at The Babylon Bee. You may think you're just using common, everyday phrases, but you're really triggering your Calvinist friends. Here are some helpful alternatives:

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