WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources present at President Donald Trump’s first viewing of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the President was constantly interrupting the film to ask his wife to remind him which side he was supposed to be rooting against.
Inside sources claim that the President kept cheering when the First Order won victories against the ragtag, diverse group of rebels known as The Resistance, while openly booing several times when the tide would turn in favor of the latter.
“We’re supposed to be rooting against the guys with the awesome weapons and huge military force? Are you sure?” Trump reportedly whispered back after his wife informed him the First Order is comprised of the film’s villains.
“Man, just seems like a wasted opportunity,” he shrugged. “Sad!”
At publishing time, Trump had panned the film on Twitter, tweeting that the citizens of the galaxy really needing to come together to “Make the Empire great again!”
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