DES MOINES, IA — Presidential candidate Nikki Haley was reportedly seen cozying up on the couch with her husband Michael and a bowl of popcorn as she watched a live feed of Biden bombing Yemen.
"Oh, I love this part!" Haley reportedly whispered as she saw cruise missiles detonate over Hodeidah. Witnesses confirm she mimed the impact of explosions with her hands as she said, "Bada-boom! Krak-kathoom!"
Haley later told reporters that there's nothing better than a quiet date night indoors while curled up on the couch with some popcorn and a good bombing.
"There is nothing more romantic than bombing a country with no real exit strategy," Haley said. "This is the best day of my life."
"Babe, you're so cute when Yemen gets bombed," said Michael. They then made out to the sounds of live commentary by CNN reporter Erin Burnett.
Haley, who had been staying at a Holiday Inn Express while on the road for her presidential campaign, was charged extra for disturbing hotel guests with excessive hooting and hollering.
At publishing time, Nikki Haley had dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Joe Biden for what she hoped would be four more years of bombing Yemen.
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