U.S.—A new study by the Think Tank for Universal Harmony revealed Friday that only one more “Coexist” bumper sticker is needed to accomplish world peace.
According to the study, should one more person put a “Coexist” bumper sticker on their Prius or other hybrid car, peace and harmony will immediately break out all across the world. The report also shows that as the sale of the popular bumper sticker has increased over the past ten years, violence around the world has decreased. Harriot Peters, lead researcher for TTUH, says the correlation between the two is undeniable.
“It’s well-documented that bumper stickers are highly effective at changing people’s minds,” Peters pointed out. “From religious conversions to political about-faces, drivers and passengers alike have attested to the responsibility of bumper stickers in revolutionizing their thinking. These ‘Coexist’ stickers are no exception. They’re doing the work real conversations and action can’t.”
The study cites over 1,000 shocking testimonies of gang members, drug dealers, members of ISIS, and other criminals whose lives were changed after simply spotting the bumper sticker on an environmentally friendly car driving by.
“I was at a stoplight while making a delivery, and I saw the sticker on the car in front of me. I immediately made a U-turn—both literally and figuratively,” a former MS-13 member said. “I exchanged a life of drug dealing and violence for tolerance and love. I now volunteer at a food bank. I even have an appointment to remove my face tattoos next week.”
With world peace so near, TTUH will next direct their attention to the connection between “God Is Real!” billboards and the recent upsurge in church attendance in America.
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