SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI's new "Dad-GPT," which responds to all queries with a simple "OK."
According to developers, the model was specifically designed to emulate the texting patterns of fathers.
"It'll take an advanced prompt and spit out the pithy response of 'OK' in fewer than three milliseconds," said Jonathan Gramby, the lead developer on the project. "We're really proud of how well it's held up under beta testing so far. It's even given the more sophisticated response of the "👍" thumbs-up emoji once or twice."
Sources say that, with a few more weeks of training, the model will likely develop the capacity to acknowledge all user-uploaded pictures by liking them instantly and not texting back for hours, in addition to breaking its texts up with paragraph breaks, closing every sentence with a period, and using the phrase "Sounds good" for everything.
"This is a real step forward in artificial intelligence," Gramby said. "We can't even distinguish Dad-GPT's outputs from text messages from real dads anymore. We asked it for step-by-step instructions on taking apart a riding mower, if it was okay to wear black dress socks with sandals, and whether it had developed consciousness and all it said was 'OK.'"
At publishing time, programmers had discovered a strange two-hour period in the day when Dad-GPT would only respond with "Go ask your Mom."
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