The nation confirmed it would be totally OK with websites they visited one time seven years ago to purchase something for a Christmas gift handing out their data willy-nilly, on the condition that they stop blowing up their email notifying them about how they're exploiting user data.
"You're going to sell my data to research firms, private interest groups, and giant advertising corporations? Great. Knock yourselves out. Just don't tell me about it," the man added.
At publishing time, several giant tech companies had gladly agreed to the nation's demands.