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Nation Totally In Favor Of Ocasio-Cortez Permanently Boycotting Her Job

U.S.—The majority of the nation is "totally in favor" of Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez boycotting her job permanently.

After the congresswoman called for a job boycott once the economy opens back up, everyone said they were totally OK with it, as long as it's just her and maybe some of her associates who are boycotting their jobs forever. Approval of her job boycott was directly connected to her being the one who is doing the boycotting.

"Please, never go back to work, AOC, for the good of the nation," said laid-off oil worker Pete Vik. "Heck, we're even fine if you keep collecting your paycheck -- we taxpayers would totally pony up a couple hundred grand a year to pay you to stay home."

"AOC not working? We'd love to see it," he added.

Ocasio-Cortez later clarified that it was poor people who don't make $174,000 a year plus perks and benefits who she wants to stay home and not make any money.

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