Every morning, I get the joy of going through the Headline Forum (accessible for Premium-level subscribers and above). You guys are really funny. Some of my favorite articles began as a humble forum submission:

• Ocasio-Cortez Appears On 'The Price Is Right,' Guesses Everything Is Free (Benjamin Edens)
• Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout (Anonymous)
• In Genius Move, Trump Supports Impeachment, Forcing Democrats To Oppose (Anonymous)
• Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks (Lucas Necessary)

... And many more!