U.S. — American voters report feeling excited to listen to two bright minds civilly discuss the issues of the day in a neutral, casual environment ahead of tonight's presidential debate.
A recent survey showed Americans can't wait to witness the cordial meeting of two towering intellects when Donald Trump and Kamala Harris gather to thoughtfully chew over the most pressing issues of the day. "I can't wait to hear them discuss a range of topics with respect. Both Trump and Kamala are so articulate, this will really be a treat," voter Kristi Smith commented. "There have never been two more gifted orators of our time."
Trump echoed the national excitement, saying: "I cannot wait to meet with Ms. Harris tonight and hear her well-thought-out perspectives on issues like immigration and the economy, I know the two of us disagree on many points but I truly respect Kamala and am honored to share a debate stage with her. Namaste," he said as he put his hands together and bowed his head in a gesture of respect and admiration.
"Donald is an empire-builder and a keen businessman," Kamala commented. "I can't wait to have a metered, reasonable discussion with him.
As of publishing time, ABC canceled the services of their debate moderators as it was determined Trump and Kamala were capable of having a calm, productive discussion without the need for intercessors.
Kamala Harris is out of a job, but luckily we've got ten great career options just for her.
