SAINT PAUL, MN — The controversy that erupted over last Sunday morning was finally addressed by authorities, as Minnesota leaders ordered the arrest of churchgoers for interrupting a leftist protest.
Following the incident in which journalist Don Lemon and a mob of protesters barged into a Saint Paul church during a worship service, state and city officials vowed to deal with the problem, culminating in criminal charges being brought against the members of the church's congregation.
"We can't allow our sacred protests to be violated in such a hateful way," said Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. "Part of our job as elected officials is to make sure mobs can move freely throughout the without fear of being interrupted by Jesus worshippers. The troublemakers who impeded the protest on Sunday have been identified and will now be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey hoped the incident would serve as a warning to other churches to stay in line. "We will not tolerate churchgoers harassing our brave, law-abiding protesters," he said. "Leftist protesters and rioters make up so much of the fabric of our communities and play a large role in making Minnesota what it is. This officially puts Christians on notice. Don't cause any more trouble."
At publishing time, Minnesota officials had also announced charges against citizen journalists who had started investigations into alleged fraud perpetrated by Minnesota officials.
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