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Mike Pence Silently Praying Imprecatory Psalms

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at the White House confirmed that Vice President Mike Pence was silently praying the imprecatory psalms during an explosive meeting with Pelosi, Schumer, and Trump in the Oval Office earlier today.

"May their eyes be darkened so they cannot see, and their backs be bent forever," Pence reportedly prayed quietly to himself. "May they be blotted out of the book of life and not be listed with the righteous."

As Trump and the Democratic leaders present continued to shout over one another over proposed border wall deals and government budget, Pence silently muttered, "Let death take my enemies by surprise; let them go down alive to the realm of the dead. God, bring down the wicked into the pit of decay!"

When asked if he was praying the prayers against the Democratic leaders or President Trump, he simply responded, "Yes."

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