HIGHRIDGE, CA—A men’s Bible study affiliated with Grace Baptist Church was scheduled for the exact time of the “Money Fight” between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor “completely by coincidence,” sources scheduled to attend the Bible study confirmed.
The Bible study’s leader was also reportedly charging a small cover fee for attendees and asking fellow students of the Scriptures to bring snacks, buffalo wings, and cases of beer to sustain the group through “several intense rounds of Bible study,” according to witnesses.
At publishing time, sources had confirmed that the Bible Study’s leader had accidentally sat on his remote and purchased the big fight “entirely by accident” while sitting down to study the Bible and figured the group could catch a few minutes of the fight.
“Wouldn’t want that $100 I just accidentally spent to go to waste. Dave Ramsey plan and whatnot,” he stated.
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