MEMPHIS, TN - According to sources, local husband Max Cleveland recently loaded the dishwasher for his wife without even being asked. What a KING! To ensure his wife saw his good deed, he very carefully timed it so his wife would see him loading just as she came out of the bathroom.
"Just a little trick I learned at husband school," Cleveland said with a wink and a nudge to reporters. "I'm really good at husband stuff. Loading the dishwasher so your wife can see is, like, money in the bank, you know what I mean?" he said as he winked and high-fived everyone obnoxiously.
As his wife walked by, she casually reminded him to "not load it wrong this time" and then walked away.
"She's playing it cool, but I can tell she's crazy with desire after seeing me be mildly helpful around the house without being asked," he said, which he then followed up by making a BOOM sound and an explosion motion with his hands.
Unfortunately, Cleveland's hopes were dashed after it was determined he had loaded the dishwasher wrong again.
Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.
