'Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business,' Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life
Lifestyle · Dec 7, 2017 · BabylonBee.com

LAKEWOOD, CO - According to reports, a same-sex Lakewood couple informed a local business owner their private love life is none of his business, while insisting that he and his company approve and fully accept their love life, sources confirmed Wednesday.

The couple, whose relationship may violate the privately held religious beliefs of some Americans, including the business owner, told him to "get out of our bedroom" while they demanded he use his business to openly affirm and celebrate their lifestyle choices.

"How dare he force his extremist views on us?" the couple reportedly asked, while threatening to bring legal action and destroy his livelihood if he would not defy his widely-held religious beliefs in order to provide a service that they could easily receive at dozens of other local, willing companies.

"We have rights. No one can tell us how to live our lives!" the couple told sources, as they used the justice system to force the business owner to violate his own convictions and coerce him to applaud their personal decisions.

"After all, this is America!" they added.

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