PHILADELPHIA, PA—Local Christian man Philip Cassatt reported Tuesday that he was pleased to learn that a publisher had finally collected famed quote-maker C.S. Lewis's most well-known quotes into a single volume.
"Wow, look---someone took all of C.S. Lewis's best quotes and made this handy collection," a jazzed Cassatt told his friend as he picked up a copy of Mere Christianity at a local book shop. "I hope it's got the one about making mud pies and the holiday at the sea."
Lewis has become known as the foremost internet Christian quote creator. The volume appeared to contain many of his most famous sayings. The quotes were apparently arranged in a logical order to make sense in context. In fact, Lewis has created so many great inspirational internet quotes that the publisher was able to create entire coherent chapters out of his material.
"There's nothing about Aslan in here though," he said as he flipped through the quote collection. "Someone should take all the quotes about Aslan, the White Witch, and Narnia and put those in a book."
"Might take like 7 volumes to get all the good ones though," he added.
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