CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn's Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study groups for all the different genders that constitute the parish's laity.
According to Marilynn Fromson, who has called herself the bishop of St. Arthwyn's for the past twelve years after her ordination in the Episcopal Church, the update was long overdue.
"We're just so excited to be able to keep spreading the word by including all the genders," Fromson told congregants last Sunday. "Here at St. Arthwyn's, we're entirely committed to making sure that every gender is represented in our small-group offerings. We believe that offering a Bible study option for each gender will prove to be nourishing and encouraging for all our friends of faith."
According to Fromson, the Bible studies will all follow the same curriculum: a resource from the Protestant Episcopalian Church in the United States of America entitled "JUDGE NOT."
"This is a great followup to our previous study on Jesus' concern for transgender racial minorities," Fromson said. "Come and see how God wants us all to love one another by not judging each other."
At publishing time, the only Bible study with regular attendance was still the Women's Study.
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