SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a solemn ceremony outside the LGBTQ+ Center For Love and Tolerance in San Francisco, the letters L, G, T, Q, and the symbol + gathered to execute their former friend and ally "B" for its implication that there are only two genders.
"You have been condemned to death for violating Section 1A of the Political Correctness code," said L, reading out the sentence, as the B stood bravely in front of the guillotine. "Do you have any last words?"
B then attempted to say its last words but was silenced. "No, you don't get to say anything," said T. "You're CANCELED." Q then snapped its fingers in a Z formation.
G donned its executioner's hood and gathered its axe. G didn't need the axe because they were killing B with a guillotine, but G said it completes the outfit and makes it look "fabulous." G forced B down on the ground, bent its upper stroke underneath the sharpened blade, and activated the guillotine, instantly slicing B in two.
Unfortunately, B became two Ds which is problematic because that can stand for Donald Trump, so they also had to be executed.
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