HANSVILLE, AK—Local boy Bradley Otto recently generated a Minecraft world in creative mode and had fun tinkering and building dinosaurs and other stuff.
"It is good," he stated.
But he soon noticed that his villagers had stopped worshiping him and instead were offering burnt sacrifices to pagan gods. He abruptly announced there would be a global flood of the world so he could start fresh.
A single family and two of every animal—including creepers—survived. Otto later promised that he would never again flood Minecraft, but next time he would use huge stacks of TNT to wipe his creation clean.
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