WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local journalist stayed up late into the night trying to settle on the right way to report on Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill." He is currently torn on whether to compare the bill to Jim Crow or the Holocaust.
"It's important for the American people to get the full story on this horrible, evil bill, which is the worst thing to happen to this country since Jim Crow, or maybe the Holocaust. Argghhh! I can't decide!" said reporter Florian Winkle of ABC. "I hope I pick the right comparison between these two options, which are the only two events in American history I know about."
"Ugh, journalism is hard."
Trusted political experts say Trump's "Big, Beautiful Bill" will devastate important American industries, such as electric cars and human trafficking at the border. They are warning that passing it will take America back to the days of Jim Crow, or maybe the Holocaust. "Or maybe, slavery," added Winkle. "That's another comparison I just thought of."
Journalists said they were hoping to get the perfect language into their stories in time for House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries to read them during his morning filibuster.
By 3 AM, Winkle had settled on calling Trump's bill a "Jim Crolocaust."
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