NEW YORK, NY — As controversy swirls in the aftermath of his latest hidden camera sting operation, investigative journalist James O'Keefe clarified that he whispered "no homo" after everything he said while on his undercover gay date.
O'Keefe, who has become a master of gay disguise, recently obtained shocking video footage of a Pentagon security official advocating for extreme left-wing policies and operations while the two men were under the premise of being on a romantic date.
"I made sure to ‘no homo' everything I said," O'Keefe explained following the release of the video. "Yes, I disappear into my character in an effort to really dig down deep and expose the truth, but I do so with the utmost heterosexuality. I'm simply a gifted journalist with a true chameleon-like talent for becoming a different person. I go to great lengths to find answers to the most pressing questions in our nation. I'm not gay."
Viewers have been astounded by O'Keefe's ability to remain unidentified during his sting operations despite the fact that he often uses little to disguise himself other than a pair of glasses and an effeminate, lispy voice. "Even I can't explain it," he said. "I must have some uncanny ability to convey gayness that puts them under a spell as we enjoy glasses of wine and talk about corrupt government practices by candlelight. No homo."
At publishing time, O'Keefe would neither confirm nor deny that he appeared as one of the backup dancers in Dylan Mulvaney's new music video.
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